Marriage Bow Wow

Five steps to a PEACEFUL Marriage

Hear everything your spouse says. LISTEN to only what YOU want to hear. Its called selective deafness.

When your spouse is whining and complaining about the bad day he/she is having, don't go - "Omigosh, How sweet?" Sympathize by cribbing and complaining - RESONANCE.

If your partner's talking about your dog's stupid tantrums - talk about your dream vacation to an exotic location together. Nobody said you HAVE to go there. Did they?

Fight for the morning newspaper on a daily basis? Subscribe for TWO. Newspapers cost peanuts.

You get a call at the office with a complaint - "Oh what a bad day I'm having!". Listen up and then YOU HAVE A MEETING WITH A HIGH LEVEL DELEGATION. Time has resolved many an issue.

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE DON'T FIGHT. SOMEONE'S BOUND TO GET HURT.

Ciao WonkyMonk