Resignation Letter

There are many tips on how to write resumes. But how about this for a Wonky
resignation letter...

(An actual letter sent by a fed up U.S employee in Port Huncliff, New England)

Mr. Baker,

As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic
expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superior shares an
intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel.

After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my
co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you
are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of
everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a
waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I
know about Unix, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself
and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept
of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary
still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people
hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure
this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is.

(To be continued.........................................)